Kelvin Inman is Desmond's Dead Ex-ghostbuster-boyfriend. After rescuing Desmond from his crashed boat, Kelvin brings him down into the hatch and teaches him how to operate the ghostbusting equipment. After several failed attempts, Desmond finally learns, and in doing so they bond and eventually become gay lovers. However, after a violent marathon of Hungry Hungry Hippos (the only board game in the Hatch) Desmond went insane from the torment and smashed Kelvins face into his skull. Their relationship was never the same. Kelvin also tried to obtain immortality by cutting off the head of Buckaroo Banzai, but failed when, in reply to Kelvin's request for help, Desmond said "Talk to the hand, bitch.".
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See also: Main characters