THE RULES are the rules. DO NOT BREAK THE RULES, DAMN IT!
A comprehensive list of "The Rules" and "Punishments"Edit
|No killing! Ever. Ever, ever, ever. Never-ever. Got it?|
Killing is okay if you have found a loophole.
P.S. Reading that rule is not the loophole.
|Death by drowning.|
|Ms. Hawking is not an old fart. Do not call her one.||Less episodes than an annoying DHARMA employee.|
|Do not walk barefooted on the Island without first purchasing a barefoot permit from the local ordinance office.||A dart gets stuck in your foot.|
|If you are going to have sex, do not do it in someone else's tent. That's bad manners. Even if it's deleted.||Death by getting yourself buried alive.|
|DO NOT PISS OFF THE MONSTER!||Death by The Monster.|
|Do not pronounce the punishment for "DO NOT PISS OFF Chuck Norris!"||Death by Chuck Norris.|
|DO NOT PISS OFF Chuck Norris!||It is... aaaaargh (the author was killed while writing this).|
|DO NOT MISHANDLE DYNAMITE!||Death by mishandled dynamite.|
|Be nice to your sister! Do not leave her on an mysterious Island!||A weird passion towards unsuccessful suicide attempts.|
|Don't have sex with Sayid Jarrah.||Death by either a freak with a gun, by a freak with a van, by Sayid's gun itself or by the fact that he's got AIDS.|
|Don't move the Island! Unless you have to move the Island!||Loosing deserved Emmies for Best Actor in a Supporting Role - Drama Series.|
|Do not revenge anything or anyone on Sayid.||Death by Sayid.|
|Clean up your room!||Smokey gets pissed.|
|Stand up straight!||Smokey gets pissed.|
|Pick up your feet!||Smokey gets pissed.|
|Take it like a man!||Smokey gets pissed.|
|Do not tell Locke what he can't do!||Death by angry Lost fan(s).|
|Not being white!||Death.|
|Badly performed surgery!||A timeout.|